If I were a famous work of art, I would be "The Scream" by Eduard Munch: "Omg CALM DOWN, STOP FREAKING OUT, everything is seriously honest-to-god going to be okay, there are easy solutions to all your problems, just RELAX. Jesus."
If I belonged in a European country, it would be Malta: "You’re endlessly curious, and love nothing more than getting stuck into a good book. You like to take walks in order to figure out what you’re doing in life."
The foot that best matches my personality is one that I am allergic to - cheese: "You’re cheese. You go well with almost anything. Sometimes you’re a little nerdy, but you’re wise. You can appreciate things that are both highbrow and lowbrow. And in the end, you make a lot of people happy."
In the "Which New Girl character are you" quiz, I got Nick which didn't surprise me at all (I'm being totally serious here...): "Who wouldn't want a tender-hearted friend like you? You're charismatic, easygoing, and have a great sense of humor. You can be a bit grumpy and unmotivated at times, but who isn't? You also have problems committing, but once you're all in, you're all in - especially in the love department."
Apparently, if I were a Roald Dahl character, I would be Charlie: "Some may mistake your calm, quiet nature for weakness, but you have them all fooled. One day you’ll be running the show and they will all wonder what hit them. Even if you fall on hard times your heart of gold will get your through."
If I suddenly woke up as a punk icon, I would be Henry Rollins. I'm totally down with that and would have been most disappointed if I had gotten any other answer: "You're smart and clever, and strive for mental and physical perfection. You often resent others for not being as intelligent and disciplined as yourself. You're incredibly chatty and charismatic, which opens doors to sometimes surprising opportunities":
Who, what, where are your quiz results?